It's great to read something that's both enjyaoble and provides pragmatisdc solutions.

"Meow, meow - this is my sexy face- behind me are my crew, ya dig?"

Oh Solo Meowo....

Hey, Hey out there. Anyone know the number of a good babysitter?

They're not even mine... my sister roped me into babysitting and never came back!

"we told you that you were too heavy for the elevator!...HELP !!!!!

"just wait until your father gets home"

"MWAH HA HA HA.. im getting outta this place once and fur... *cough cough*.. ack, hairbawl!"

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! AFTER DINNER MINT!! hello??

"me and my kids need a home so get some guts and adopt us already"

Hey! Don't just stand there! Get me out of here!!!

HELP!!!!!!! their growing into teens!

BABYSITTER !!!!!!!

Hey!!! I don't belong in here, the sleeping quarters are horrific! I went to Harvard, you know!!

Mommy these kitties are taking ups all da room!

(at the top of his lungs) Saturday night and I ain't got nobody......

Don't mess in Texas...the kitty litter is really rough

Whew! A day off! I think I'll go to the Sushi bar and have Shashimi....

OMG! I cant take the mess anymore! Please take me outta here!

Ahhhh.... finally a hiding place they can't get to!

Hey! Where you goin'? Hey! Kinda trapped here! Wait! Don't Go! What about my special diet tuna? HEY!!

Please!! Spay me now!!!!

NO! NO! Don't let em' do this to me! NO! Don't leave me here like this! It's just not fair, it's not right! NOOOOO!

I'm innocent I tell yoiu!

HEy..this aint the Hilton!!!

Help!!!Give Me A Day Off!!!!!!!

Calgon! Take me away!

Sing With Joy- Hey Mom, down here,just look at us kids! We made you a Mom but the ASPCA made us a home! Happy Mothers Day to hardworking Mom's every where!

"yawwwwwn, I need a nap. These kids are driving me crazy...."

WHY? WHY did you miss my spay appointment? Now look what's happened.. I mean, kittens are cute, but I have literally multiplied!!

"Noboooody knows da trubble ahh seeeen...."

"for the last time, ask your father!"

PLEASE stop including magnets and mailing address labels & other "gifts" with donation requests. These don't inspire me to donate, the good work the ASPCA does. Animals and humans will benefit if the ASPCA stops this wasteful addition to the landfill and pollution of the planet.

YYYOOOOWWWWW! The little buggers have teeth!

i think it is horrible treating dogs and cats like this they didnt do nothing to you , you didnt have to neglect them and abuse them they are like your doughter or son but they didnt personly do nothing to you i think it is horrible one day there will be and end to animal crulety and i will join them in the fight for there freedom to be happy dogs again and not have to worry about being neglecter or abused or not taken care of, like ( no food no water) i jout cant stand the fact that how people can do this to there loyal petd it makes me angry at the.:(

waiter!! come give me another fish sorbet..*best mothers day ever!!* yes and another sushi roll oo and a nother pillow oo how bout a scrathing post..yep this is the life baby!!

I get a whole day away, right? You promised me.

omg!! cant i take a moment to myself!! *looks* you over there..help!! kittens: mommy mommy mommy moooom!!

"Ma Please--these kittens are driving me mad!"

OMG! I cant take the mess anymore! Please take me outta here!

Check out Delta Society's website - they have great information on animals. Do you know anyone that needs a service animal or has a pet that would like to be a part of a Pet Partners team? Go here to find out more: www.deltasociety.org Delta Society is dedicated to improving human health through therapy and service animals. They work to increase awareness of the positive effects of animals and reduce the barriers that prevent the involvement of animals in everyday life.